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 cyberneticbanshee requested this on tumblr for my jaeger pilot Alice, because she's a bastard and likes making my girl suffer apparently, but also she's lovely and makes me write things. SO! 

“And what now?” Enchi asked, small on Alice’s laptop screen. “Back to the Spike?” She’d grown her hair out to her ears, it looked shaggy and soft in a way that was totally unfamiliar. Her piercings were back in, too. Less chance of taking a blow to the face working in R&D, or at least that’s how the dress codes saw it.


“No,” Alice said. “They want me to go back to Teo.”


She closed her eyes and imagined she could feel Enchi’s concern through the blue, even across thousands of miles. She couldn’t, but when she opened her eyes the from greeting her was far from a surprise. “Who wants that? You’re the best pilot on that base.”


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dwarvenbeardspores: digital drawing of a bald dwarf holding an axe. They have a flowing grey beard dotted with fuzzy yellow spores, and stand in front of an orange background. (Default)
So I have a character and he's a druid named Simon, and in order to get a better handle on what his abilities are I thought I'd look up D&D druid stats and just... start there. I'm not intending to play him any time but like... I need to sort this stuff out in my brain. 

So I read the dryad description and it's like: 

"The elegant dryads resemble the most dazzling, female elves. Their golden skin is the color of sunlight, with the texture of smooth bark. Their shapely forms are draped in flowing dresses, made of woven leaves or flower petals, as is their cascading hair. Their warm laughter and captivating song echoes through the woodland realms, rich and enticing, yet rare and elusive."

And then I look back at my grumpy naive gnarled private investigator tree man and snicker. That's just not quiiiiite right.

and like I wasn't going there to look up dryad descriptions and I did find stats but I'm still amused as all heck

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