there are always more logs for the fire, here

 I should offer my services to weddings where people might be reluctant to dance-- for dinner and money i can hang around  awkwardly before jumping on the dance floor and making a delighted fool of myself and encouraging others to do the same. You wouldnt even have to get me drunk (though a few drinks wouldb'e enjoyed), I'm just Like That. You would, however, have to play fun music.